TERJEMAHAN LAGU dalam BAHASA JAWA

Bagi anda yang menyukai lagu-lagu "bule" (lagu dgn bhs inggris), pasti anda tidak akan mengira, bagaimana jika judul dari lagu-lagu tersebut diterjemahkan ke bahasa Jawa...........
Beginilah jadinya jika judul lagu tersebut diterjemahkan :

All out of love (Air Supply) : Katresnan sak

pol'e Goodbye (Air Supply) : Lilanana pamit mulih

Lost in love (Air Supply) : Katresnan kebablasan

Making love out of nothing at all (Air Supply) :Making lop gratisan

Grease (Bee Gees) : Kinclong

How deep is your love (Bee Gees) : Duwekmu kok jero 'men

I started a joke (Bee Gees) : Wiwit ndagel

In the morning (Bee Gees) : Esuk uthuk-uthuk

Saturday night fever (Bee Gees) : Meriang ning nekat ngapel

Stayin' alive (Bee Gees) : Dawa umure

Words (Bee Gees) : Nggedabrus

Highway star (Deep Purple) : Jago trek-trek'an

Smoke on the water (Deep Purple) : Umob (album 'Nggodog Wedang')

Soldier of fortune (Deep Purple) : Perjurit bejo

Mama (Genesis) : Mbok'e

Another day in paradise (Phill Collins) : Sok'mben ing swarga

Againts all odds (Phill Collins) : Ganep

All night long (Lionel Richie) : Lek-lek'an / wayangan (ngebyar)

Still (Lionel Richie) : Isih (durung entek)

Stuck on you (Lionel Richie) : Kecanthol sliramu

Truly (Lionel Richie) : Tenan'e

Frozen (Madonna) : Njendel (album 'Lengo klentik')

Like a virgin (Madonna) : Ketok'e perawan (jebul wis .... )

Don't cry for me, Argentina (Madonna) : Sragen, aja nangis

Billy Jean (Michael Jackson) : Tuku katok Levis

Black white (Michael Jackson) : Ireng putih (album 'Seragam sinoman')

Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) : Di-ithik-ithik sak-modar'e

Release me (Engelbert Humperdinck) : Cul'na aku

My way (Frank Sinatra) : Sak-karepku (album 'Dikandhani ora nggugu')

I don't like to sleep alone (Paul Anka) : Kelonono aku

Fragile (Sting) : Bala pecah

Hands clean (Alanis Morissette) : Cawik (album 'Bar ngising')

Believe (Cher) : Ngandel-andel'ke ('peh bapake tentara wae)

I still believe (Brenda K Star) : Isih ngandel-andel'ke (bapake wis pensiun)

Shy guy (Diana King) : Ki Joko Clingus (kancane Ki Joko Bodo)

Wild woman (Michael Learns to Rock) : Wedokan galak

Torn (Natallie Imbruglia) : Suwek / dedel duel

Don't speak (No Doubt) : Meneng'o wae

La copa de la via (Ricky Martin) : Ayo bal-balan

Something stupid (R William & Nicole Kidman) : Wong bodo

Kiss me (Sixpence None The Richer) : Sun 'sek '

Viva forever (Spice Girls) : Viva wae (album 'Pupur murah')

Uptown girl (Westlife) : Anak'e wong sugih (album 'Golek maratuwa')

Don't stop me now (Queen) : 'Ngko 'sik (album 'Di-kon adus')

Bohemian rhapsody (Queen) : Ketawang Bu Hemi

We will rock you (Queen) : tak-balang watu sisan, kowe (album 'Gelut')

Always (Bon Jovi) : Mesthi ngono

Bed of roses (Bon Jovi) : Sar kembang

Alone (Heart) : Ijen (album 'Kendel tenan')

Self control (Laura Branigan) : Manuke dhewe

Warrior (Pat Benatar) : Gali

The temple of the king (Rainbow) : Candi raja

Sailing (Rod Stewart) : Numpak prau layar (Waljinah)

Jump (Van Halen) : Njondil (album 'Kaget')

Almost unreal (Roxette) : Ora umum

Black magic woman (Santana) : Mak Lampir

Smooth (Santana) : Lunyu (album 'Kepleset')

Always somewhere (Scorpion) : klayapan

Still loving you (Scorpion) : tak-enteni rondho-mu

So young (The Corrs) : Soyang (soyang soyang mbathika plangi .... )

After all (Al Jarreau) : Keri dhewe gondol wewe

Forever young (Alphaville) : Awet enom

Woman in love (Barbra Streisand) : Suminten edan (ketoprak)

Mandy (Barry Manilow) : Adus

Suddenly (Billy Ocean) : Mak-wessss

If (Bread) : nek

My heart will go on (Celine Dion) : Ati-ku bablas

The prayer (Andrea Bocelli & Celine Dion) : Mbah Modin

I've never been to me (Charlene) : Durung tau karo Tomi

Hard to say I'm sorry (Chicago) : Emoh njaluk ngapura

Zombie (Cranberries) : Gendruwo

Boulevard (Dan Byrd) : Dalan gede

Lady Valentine (David Gates) : Putri Solo

Emotion (Destiny's Child) : ngamuk

If we hold on together (Diana Ross) : Yen gegandengan tangan

It's you (Dionne W & Stevie W) : Jebul sliramu

Hotel California (Eagles) : Losmen Kali Pepe

Big big world (Emilia) : Donya'ne gedhe banget

More than words (Extreme) : Nggedabrus tenan

In your eyes (George Benson) : Blobok

Careless whisper (George Michael) : Seneng ngrasani tangga

All I am (Heatwave) : Aku kabeh

I don't have the heart (James Ingram) : Rempela thok

Just once (James Ingram) : Sepisan wae

Beautiful girl (Jose Mari Chan) : Bocah ayu

To all the girls I loved before (Julio Iglesias) : Kanggo rondho-rondhoku (album 'Rhoma Irama')

Dust in the wind (Kansas) : Lesus nggawa bledug

Pretty boy (M2M) : Banci

Smile again (Manhatan Transfer) : Ayo ngguyu (Waljinah)

Paint my love (Michael Learns to Rock) : Nge-cet omah morotuwa

I'll be here waiting for you (Richard Marx) : Dak-cegat nyang kene 2

Become 1 (Spice Girls) : Ilang siji

Babe (Styx) : Maratuwa-ku wong Betawi

Mermaid (Tatsuro Yamashita) : Iwak ayu

Lea (Toto) : Liya (dudu sing kuwi)

Just the way you are (Billy Joel) : Sak-karepmu

Smoke gets in your eyes (jazz) : Klilipen kebul

Long train running (Doobie W) : Kepalang sepur

All blues (George Benson) : Kelunturan katok Levis

O Danny boy (tradisional Irlandia) : Jebul'e anake Dani to !

Summertime (jazz) : Mongso Ketigo (wis suwe ora udan)

Blueberry hill (Louis Armstrong) : Gunung Pare (saingane Silir)

Another clown (Leon) : Badut liyane


NB : Jika bahasa Jawanya tidak seperti yg diharapkan harap maklum, karena pake terjemahan versi aki-aki sebelah rumah ...

(------ Untuk request game yang diminta oleh beberapa orang, harap sabar menunggu, karena game tersebut masih banyak "bug" danblom diuji coba di Hand Phone ber-"OS" Symbian ----)

6 weird things about me

Dikarenakan banyak permintaan tag kepada saya, salah satunya dari Inggit . Jadi saya selaku tersangka maling yg dikejar2 orang banyak (hehe) akan mengakui 6 Hal ter-"Aneh" yang pernah saya lakukan ...

The Rule :
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a post of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says you are tagged in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Okeh2 tenang... Gak usah serius gitu knapa...
Lho..Kok masih liat2 sih.. pake mata lagi..

• Numero Uno : Mungkin ini sih masih biasa yah dikalangan anda semua,....Saya orangnya jarang banget mandi...(Bau gak)..paling2 1x sehari....hehe..Bahkan pernah gak mandi 2 hari lho....Biasanya sih karena lupa..(klo gak ya dilupain ajah) ^^;
• Nomer Kale : Ini juga mungkin masih bisa dianggap biasa (bukan aneh)...Saya suka sekali sama cewek yg pake kaca mata , gak tau nih kenapa, sejak SMA saya suka sekali klo ada cewek yg pake kaca mata, menurut saya dia akan lebih anggun, bahkan saya sampai posesif lho ama seorang cewek berkaca mata, sampai sekarang juga masih suka (lho kok jadi curhat sih).
  
• Three (mau?) : Paling suka ngemut Es Batu kalo lagi minum es dan sebangsanya.Boleh dicoba lho rasanya..(Smriwinggg...)
• Empat : Paling takut ama yg namanya Suntik ..Sampai sekarang ajah baru 2 kali disuntik..Dan saya gak mau disuntik untuk ke-3 kalinya...
• Go (bahasa Jepang) : Tau gak...Kalo di telinga kiri saya ada lubang yang mirip kayak di-piercing (ato ditindik)...Saya juga gak tau kenapa kok bisa ada tuh lubang...Soalnya sejak dari kecil lubang itu sudah ada...
• 6 : Ini yang terakhir...Dan mungkin paling aneh menurut saya..... Banyak orang mengira kalo mencari cowok setia tuh sulit banget..Kayak nyari' jarum di atas jerami..Tapi saya buktinya salah satu cowok yg "Setia" (Ehem..ehem) .....Saya juga gak tau kenapa, padahal di dunia ini kan masih banyak cewek2 yang laen, lebih cantik, lebih sexy, lebih uangnya,lebih segalanya deh (hehehe) .., tapi semua itu gak ada artinya menurut saya, karena di hati saya cuman ada "dia" (Cciiiiieeee)....Sebagai informasi saja... Seumur hidup saya baru ada 2 wanita yang pernah singgah di hati saya....

Yups..Akhirnya kelar juga tugas saya...
Sebenarnya masih ada 100 Hal Aneh lagi yang mau saya ceritain, tapi aturannya kan cuman enam..

Korban berikutnya adalah :
1) Hanni
2) Gadiez
3) Rrrunni
4) Dyan
5) Mbak Mendol
6) JomBloLicius

Selamat Mengerjakan Tugasnya yah .... hehehe (Iblis Mode-on)

What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

Hmm....Now I know, what inside teacher's mind

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
(A mouth that never stops yacking).

taken from : ArcaMax.com

Teka - Teki Binatang (TTB-Saingannya TTS)

Uaahhhh...
Akhirnya setelah sekian lama gak Posting, bisa posting juga..
Mungkin postingan kali ini Rada' garing kali yah (Kacang kali garing.. )
Biarpun garing yg penting happy..
Silahkan dinikmati Kacang garingnya ....


Teka-teki Binatang
01. Bebek apa yg jalannya selalu muter ke kiri terus?
Bebek dikunci stang
02. Kenapa Bebek goreng enak rasanya?
Karena ada huruf 'B' nya, coba kalo nggak ada, berani makan?
03. Ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa ?
8, soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan?
04. Hewan apa yg bersaudara?
Katak beradik
05. Kenapa anak kodok suka loncat-loncat?
Biasalah... namanya juga anak-anak. Suka iseng..
06. Hewan apa yg paling aneh?
Belalang kupu-kupu. Soalnya kalo siang makan nasi kalo malam minum susu
07. Hewan apa yang namanya 2 huruf?
U dan g
08. Apa yang mempunyai kaki enam dan bisa terbang?
Tiga ekor burung!
09. Bagaimana caranya mencegah anjing supaya tidak kencing di jok
belakang?
Pindahkan ke jok depan!
10. Punya delapan kaki tapi yang dipakai cuma empat?
Seekor kuda yang sedang ditunggangi dua orang!
11. Siapa yang selalu jadi korban pemerasan? Sapi perah
12. Bagaimana Membedakan Zebra Jantan Dengan Betina
Zebra Jantan Aslinya Berwarna Hitam Garis - Garisnya Putih,
Zebra BetinaAslinya Berwarna Putih Garis - Garis Hitam
13.Kalau dipukul yang mukul malah kesakitan?
Nyamuk yang lagi nempel di hidung!
14. Tikus kalo ulang taon minta hadiah apa?
Sepeda (bodo!! yg ulang taon khan dia.. jadi terserah dong..)
15. Gimana caranya tau di dalam kulkas ada tikus?
Liat dulu.. di luar kulkas ada sepeda ga?
16. Berapa jumlah kaki seekor kerbau ?
Delapan (8) yaitu: dua kaki kiri, dua kaki kanan, dua kaki depan,
dan dua kaki belakang
17. Hitam, putih, merah, apakah itu?
Zebra abis dikerokin
18. Monyet apa yg rambutnya panjang?
Monyet gondrong

Teka-teki Gajah
19. Binatang apa yang kalau lagi pilek paling menderita?
Gajah (bayangin aja sendiri)
20. Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek? Gajah pesek

Nuansa Pagi - Parodi II

Setalah anda menyaksikan berita sebelumnya...
Jangan lupa anda saksikan berita-berita lainnya.



Sudah Refresh kan?

Nuansa Pagi - Parodi I

Sebelum Anda beraktivitas jangan sampai lupa sempatkan diri anda untuk menonton terlebih dahulu berita-berita terhangat yang ada di dunia ini

Salah satunya seperti di bawah ini :


Bagaimana?
Anda sekarang sudah merasa lebih semangat atau malah lebih ngakak?

Maria Eva - Yahya Zainal Kalah deh

Udah Liat Maria Eva - Yahya Zainal kan.....
Yang ini lebih hot, lebih scandal, lebih berani dan yg penting Lebih Ngakak

Stupid people awards

It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully).

The 1997 nominees are:

NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

NOMINEE No.4 [UIPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

NOMINEE No.5 [Bloomburg News Service] A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage(and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut, up in his, near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

NOMINEE No..6 [The News of the Weird.] Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

NOMINEE NO.7["The. Indianapolis Star"] A cigarette lighter may have triggered fatal explosion - Dunkirk, Indiana. A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriffs investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.

NOMINEE No.8 lAP, St. Louis] Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it. Police found him unconscious in front of the store; paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.

NOMINEE No.9 [Unknown] To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

NOMINEE No.10 [Associated Press, Kincaid] Blasting Cap Explodes in Man's Mouth at Party. A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tougue state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D.Payne. Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, 'I'II show you how to set it off."

Yet Another Darwin award candidate - or pair of candidates -- this just might be the winner!

Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them.

4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.

6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told "Egghead" was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."

8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

9. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.

10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

11. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a "cup holder"?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Another well-known one that I can add is the true tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into "Drive A" but he couldn't possibly get more than two in.

HUMOR ANGGOTA DPR DAN LAPTOP

Anggota DPR: "Mba, laptopnya salah."
Customer Service: "Salah gimana pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Laptopnya nggak mau hidup."
CS: "Sudah tekan tombol power pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Tombol powernya sebelah mana mba?"

****

Anggota DPR: "Mba, saya mau konek ke internet nggak bisa, kenapa ya?"
Customer service: "Nggak bisanya kenapa?"
Anggota DPR: "Saya ketik www.playboy.com, gambarnya nggak keluar."
Customer service: "Pesan errornya apa pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Nggak ada pesan error, pokoknya saya ketik playboy.com di
addressnya, nggak muncul gambar sama sekali."

Customer service: "Bapak koneksi internetnya pakai apa, dial up, hotspot?"
Anggota DPR: "Pakai gambar yang ada tulisan e (maksudnya internet
explorer)."
Customer service: "Maksudku, bapak langganan internetnya pakai ISP apa, lalu
cara koneksi internetnya pakai dial-up atau hotspot, mungkin settingnya ada
yang salah."
Anggota DPR: "ISP itu apa sih mba?"
Customer service: "Wah ini sih 50 x 2 pak.."
Anggota DPR: "Apa tuh mba?"
Customer service: "CAPE' DEH!!"

******

Anggota DPR: "Mba' saya ingin daftar account di yahoo.com kok nggak bisa
ya?"
Customer service: "Nggak bisa kenapa pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Ada tulisan, paswort is nat long inof, suld bi mor ten 8
karakter"
Customer service: "Itu maksudnya, password bapak minimal 8 huruf."
Anggota DPR: "Oooo...oke deh.., saya coba dulu."
Anggota DPR: "Mba password minimal delapan huruf itu delapannya pakai angka
8 atau ejaan delapan?"
Customer service: "Maksudnya?"
Anggota DPR: "Saya suda tulis di kolom password minimal 8 huruf, tapi
bingung mau tulis delapannya, pakai angka delapan atau ejaan huruf
'delapan'."
Customer service: "Ketik ini aja pak..C Spasi D."
Anggota DPR: "Apa tuh?"
Customer service: "CAPE' DEH !!!"

****

Anggota DPR: "Mba' kalau muter film di laptop, gimana caranya ya?
CS: "Ada dvd playernya kan pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Sebelah mana tuh mba?"
CS: "Disamping kanan, pak. kalau di tekan tombolnya nanti, piringan discnya
keluar."
Anggota DPR: "Ooooo.... yang keluar itu, piringan disc ya? Udah patah tuh
kemarin."
CS: "Kok bisa patah?"
Anggota DPR: "Saya kira tempat buat naruh gelas minuman."

******

Anggota DPR: "Komputer saya rasanya kena virus"
CS: "Virus apa tuh pak?"
Anggota DPR: "Kurang tahu juga, setiap mau cetak ke printer, selalu ada
tulisan kennot fain printer."
CS: "Itu mungkin salah setting pak."
Anggota DPR: "Settingnya udah bener kok, kemarin aja bisa nyetak, tapi
sekarang nggak bisa. Saya sudah tunjukkin printernya di depan laptop, tetap
aja dia terus-terusan "searchng printer not found." Kayanya webcamnya rusak,
nggak bisa lihat printer."
CS: "Mendadak laper nih Pak, ingin makan tape.."
Anggota DPR: "Lho..kok begitu?"
CS: "TAPE DEH !!!!"

********

Anggota DPR: "Mba, kalau mau baca blognya si artist anu dimana ya?"
CS: "Bapak cari aja di google."
Anggota DPR: "Tapi si artist anu nggak kerja di google kok mba, saya tahu
persis."

Capeeek deeehhh..... ......... .... !!!!

Biar Gak Katrok....

Bahasa inggris > Boso Jowo
Sanak sederek, monggo sinau wacana
Inggris
kanthi boso Jawi
sakcekapipun. Lumayan kagem spiking-spiking.

1. yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. your head: enDas mu..
3. your eyes: Matamu...
4. your bald head: GUNDUL MU !!
5. your knees falling down: Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. your bellybutton on fire: Udhelmu kobong !!
7. your auntie's money: duwite mbokdemu tah ?
8. your grandfather money: Duwite mBahmu !!
9. your auntie teach you about that ?
mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.your mother goalkeeper: makmu kiper ...
11.like that yes like that but don't be like that :
ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono
12.my body is not delicious today : awakku lagi
gak enak.
13.your face far away : raimu adoh

Aplikasi kongkret Kamus bahasa Inggris -
Indonesia/Jawa

Seorang sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik,
kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan
di depannya karena mendadak berhenti. Ia
minta maaf kepada si boss, "Sorry Sir, I brake
brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no
flower again."

Kira kira terjemahannya: (maaf pak saya rem-
rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya
nggak ada kembangannya lagi)

Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg
ditabrak, diabilang "Don't follow mix Sir! the
bring that car if not wrong is thechildren fruit
from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play!
Let know taste."

Terjemahannya : (nggak usah ikut campur pak,
yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak
buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang
goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa)

Besoknya si supir nggak masuk kerja, terus pas
lusanya dia masuk si boss bule nanya, "why
you're not coming?"

Jawab si supir, "I am sorry boss, my body is
not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind."

Terjemahannya : (maaf boss badan saya tidak
enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)

"I really don't know whats your point!" kata
bossnya
"Yes how yes? I am alone migrain Sir will how
the speak , but yes already, how many-how
many, people Java can speak England."
jawabnya serius.

Terjemahannya : (ya .. gimana ya?... saya
sendiri puyeng Pak mau bagaimana
ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong
jowo iso ngomong Inggris..)

becanda adalah salah satu sisi humanis, yang
sayang, sering terlupakan.